World Conquer and Leg Shaving

[kajarainbow]

In a dream, I was visiting some people, I think Russian or something. And then someone warned me of their plans to conquer the world, complete with a display of a map with land masses I've never seem (lots of thin, stretchy ones and lots of islands, like some sort of archipelago). I didn't want to believe it of those nice people who gave me a very pretty military-dress/outfit (the exact nature of it fluxed) and were wining and dining me and all. But, the people who were warned me stuck with me even as the world-conquerors were coming to pick me up. I delayed them by being busy shaving my legs, but they just told me I could finish the job on the aircraft. By this point, I was starting to be more inclined toward the warners and planning to flee with them at some vaguely defined opportunity.

Anyway. A random question: any particular recommendations for shaving lotions and razors? This is coming from someone who needs to deal with both face and legs.