Science Versus Religion

I prefer the scientifical method of making up cool new ideas and then throwing rocks at them and keeping the ones that actually stay standing. The religious method makes up ideas and then tries to keep them standing up no matter how much junk they have to glue on them to make up for the weak formations.

Rejected arguments

I suspect a lot of people reading this will either find this tedious (sorry, Mikey!) or outright offensive (no apologizes!). Eh, I'm doing it anyway.

( Specific Arguments for God I Refuse To Accept and My Reasons )

By the way, a completely unrelated, silly link! Mmm, forbidden pictures of a sign forbidding taking pictures, now sadly down.